Old age...

"The first sign of old age is talking when you could be doing something else." ~ Leslie Marmon Silko in "Ceremony"

Many times I should be doing homework and I find myself talking on the phone or on IMs.

Gettin' Old Checklist
1. Getting fatter... check.
2. Throwing out my back... check.
3. Talking when I could be doing something... check.
4. Forgetful... check.
5. Pulling on 2 "Push" doors within 4seconds of each other... check.

Wow... this is scary...